So, this is for all you people who always hope I'll blog, and yet I never do . . .

The shorter Zach's Friends

Shorter Ldub: So there's this guy at the register, and I was like "Whoa. Dumbass."

Shorter Cos: Guess which influential musician died today? I will lament them with pictures and Glengarry Glenn Ross references.

Shorter Squidfartz: I love mayonaisse-flavored foreign films. Have you ever had sexual intercourse with someone while watching such a film? Here is an opportunity to do so.

Shorter Viking Puker : I played a game like porn. I will give you grilled meats.

Shorter Michelle : The midwest is different from Boston.



Well, I hope that either managed to alienate or draw all of us together. I miss my friends. Perhaps next tuesday?