Gay Jesus Army Vs. Straight Jesus Army

Issue 1, Chapter 1
In the year 2013, Fathe Seamus O'Mally, Jesuit, and head of the top secret Genetic Labs of the Vatican, cloned from pieces of the true cross two perfect Christ embryos. These embryo's were implanted in Martha Hollingsworth, an unsuspecting American woman on honeymoon with her husband Jack. The embryos took root, and for the most part, John and Luke grew up two totally normal boys. It wasn't until high school that Luke started to realize something was different about him. It wasn't until high school that the feud between Gay Jesus and Straight Jesus began.

The year is now 2043, and Detective Luke Hollingsworth is taking the tram downtown to check out the latest homocide to appear on his Sony Crimelogger. He wears a suit far too expensive for his detective's salary, and Donna Summers is raging in his iEars. It was supposed to be a typical late night mugging gone wrong, no ID, no identifying electronics on the body whatsoever. It was supposed to be a typical night in the life of a gay detective. But the events that transpired would turn the affable, well dressed policeman into Gay Jesus.

to be continued . . .